I’m sure, if you, like me, live in Minnesota, you’re probably frozen solid about now.
That’s not ice on the windows...it’s scratches from Jack Frost trying to claw his way through the glass...
But, because you live in Minnesota, you won’t let on. You’ll just go about your business, driving on the ice-skating rink that is 35W...going out in negative windchills without a hat or gloves...popping Vitamin D tablets like they’re TicTacs...RUNNING. OUTSIDE. FOR FUN.
Okay, I don’t do that last one. I’m not crazy. Otherwise, I just named everything I did today.
Minnesota is so flat, we have to build our own mountains out of the massive amounts of snow that fall from our cold, gray skies
But Spring is coming! The sales displays at Target and Michaels say so!! With pastel eggs and bunnies, and FLOWERS, and little chicks (whose fluffy cuteness would never survive the 5 inches of fluffy white crap that fell on us yesterday) and bunnies, and all the other things that signify the end of winter’s icy grasp.
Spring will be here before you know it (shhhh...just let me soothingly reassure myself that I’m not trapped in some ungodly frigid version of Russian Doll, reliving the same snow emergency over and over again), and April brings the premiere of Christopher Mihm’s next feature film, Queen of Snakes, at the Heights Theater in Columbia Heights on April 24th!
The official poster was just released, and the artwork is *AMAZING.* It looks just about like any film on MST3K.
HISSSSSSSSS!!!! 🐍
I am definitely planning on buying a poster when they are available!
And remember: you can still watch all of Christopher Mihm‘s films for free on Amazon Prime, including the other one that I’m in, The Giant Spider.
I mean, what else are you gonna do until you can safely leave your house again?